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The Blobs Dysphoria-Destroying Swim/Sport Shorts (4in inseam)

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I'm Mars Wright, a trans activist and designer, and I'm excited to introduce my Dysphoria-Fighting Swim Shorts. These shorts are more than just a piece of clothing—they're a statement of comfort, style, and confidence for anyone dealing with hip dysphoria, especially for the transmasc community 🌈.

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Why You'll Love These Swim Shorts:

Designed with Inclusivity in Mind: As a member of the transmasc community, I understand the unique challenges we face. These shorts are crafted to address those needs, helping you feel more at ease and confident in your skin.

🏊 Perfect for Swimming: Whether you're hitting the pool or the beach, these shorts are made from light, breathable fabric that ensures maximum comfort and freedom of movement.

🧩 No Inner Mesh: Say goodbye to awkward mesh linings! These shorts come without any inner mesh, making it easier to pack in and feel secure.

📏 Ideal Length: The length is just right to help combat dysphoria, offering the perfect amount of coverage without sacrificing style.

🎨 Hip Dysphoria Solution: The bold print and big design help to hide hips, giving you a confidence boost and making you feel great about your body.

👟 Regular Fit with Side Split: The trendy side slit design not only looks cool but also allows for better movement. Plus, is super comfy!

🌈 Size Inclusive: These shorts are available in sizes S to 5XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everybody.

Product Details:

  • Fabric: 100% Polyester
  • Fit: Regular fit
  • Design: Side Split
  • Fabric Weight: 145g/m²
  • Thread Color: Automatically chosen using color approximation (black or white). Not customizable.
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

These swim shorts are a blend of functionality and fashion, designed to help you feel confident and proud. Let's fight dysphoria together and spread some trans joy! 🌟 For more about me and my designs, explore and join the movement for radical self-love and acceptance.

Remember, trans joy is resistance! 🏳️‍⚧️💪

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Photographer | Videographer 
Kane is a Trans, Latinx, U.S. Marine Corps Veteran, Photographer and Videographer based in Los Angeles, CA. He brings forth valuable experience working with industry leading brands such as Apple, Adobe, Alaska Airlines, Lightroom, Toyota, Reebok, Square and much more. Kane is currently an Alaska Airlines Videographer but he still takes on and enjoys working on passion projects that focus on the LGBTQ+ and BIPOC communities.

Centimeter S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 39.0  40.0  41.0  42.0  43.0  44.0  45.0  46.0 
Waist 69.0  74.0  79.0  84.0  89.0  94.0  99.0  104.0 
Hip 117.0  119.5  122.0  127.0  132.0  137.0  142.0  147.0 


This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.


What are your shipping details?

Most items ship within 72 hours of placing your order, but things can get backed up.

I love to pleasantly surprise people, so I say about 2 weeks, but items normally arrive in half that time.

If you need something rushed just reach out and I will make it happen <3

Additionally some purchases might have additional charges due to certain import laws in some states or countries.

What is your return policy?

I offer a 30-day return or exchange policy for every item!

Also since it's just me, Mars, if you don't like the fit of something or want an extended size of anything please reach out! I will make it happen!

I will not accept returns or exchanges with visible stains, tears, or other damages to the pieces.

Who do you donate to?

A portion of the proceeds goes directly to the Black Trans Community through the Unique Woman's Coalition.

Unique Woman’s Coalition (UWC) is dedicated to being a collective voice centering on the narratives and needs of Black Trans culture. Find out more here -

Wearable statement art by an independent trans artist that embraces joy, vulnerability, and imperfection.

✨ Spreading radical self-love

✨ Trans-owned and operated prints and apparel

✨ A portion of proceeds goes to the Unique Women's Coalition

✨ Designed and produced in Los Angeles